Just a few, quick, non-grammatically correct comments on my favorite TV show.
The Amazing Race, Season 11, Episode 3
Mary, of team Kentucky, said of her coal-mining husband:
David don’t never touch fish.
Yes, the fish Roadblock was a little disconcerting for the contestants. They flew to Puerto Montt (still Chile) and were required to get in a metal tank full of knee-deep water and 80 flounder the size of large pizzas. But that’s where the resemblance ends because pizzas don’t flip and flop as if reacting to steroid-strength seizures. The contestants had to make multiple trips, carrying them in a strainer down a hill to another tank to get their next clue. Rob really got a big kick out of Eric telling Danielle to use her chest to hold the fish in the strainer.
Puerto Montt (at about latitude 42S) is down in the Lake District of Chile. Who knew that Chile even had a Lake District? Its beauty is breathtaking. One member of team Guido was really wanting some Chardonnay; the other reminded us that Chile makes good wine. That’s absolutely true, which you can verify by reading the Chile section in The New Sotheby’s Wine Encyclopedia. Ah, the things you learn watching The Amazing Race. Actually, I do appreciate things like that — just a snippet of info to keep it all educational.
I can’t remember who won the fish fiasco, but it was either Rob & Amber or Eric & Danielle. Rob & Amber are such competitors … they make me laugh and shake my head. Rob is always thinking of ways to win. And off they went to find the next clue which was a Detour near Petrohue, Chile, where they could pick between rafting or rock climbing. Everyone chose rafting.
Of course, the Beauty Queens chose rafting by accident. They missed the Detour clue, and were, therefore, quite clueless when they arrived at the mat with Phil and the local. The Beauty Queens are so happy all the time that it’s just fun to watch them. Dustin actually smiled when Phil told them they were clueless (missed a clue) and had to go find it. Kandice looked perplexed and appalled. But they went back and found it and still came in 4th. Good for them.
Let’s see … highlights. We’ve got a real slice of U.S. citizens on the show.
Charla & Mirna verbally bugged Teri & Ian at an airline counter when they were trying to get on stand-by. Ian called for security and Mirna called Ian the King of Rude or something like that.
Charla & Mirna grabbed a guy off the street in Puerto Montt, who said that he had to work, to take along with them to give them directions. They told him that they’d pay him $50. I have no idea what happened to him (as in, how did he get back home?), but he was still with them up near Petrohue which was miles away — maybe 50+ — or maybe it was kilometers. Regardless, quite a ways away.
Oswald and Danny are actually from Cuba. Cuba. Castro, Che, and Ricky Ricardo Cuba. Who knew? I bet they told us this before, but … well … sometimes I miss stuff … you know, clueless. And my atlas juggling during the show is a bit of a distraction, too. So maybe we’ll hear more about this later. I’d go look at the CBS web site, but it crashes my computer for some reason. More cardio … words to live by.
Teri fell out of the raft into the rapids, but the expert boatman pulled her out before I could even blink. Very skilled guy.
Rob and Amber won the leg — 3rd time in a row! They won a home fitness center to enjoy “after the end of the race.” Why does Phil say it that way? Like they’d immediately stop the race, go home, and start working out.
We can’t remember what Joyce’s hair looked like when it was long. I remember being horrified that she had to cut it to win the last season they were on. Anyone know of an online pic of Joyce with long hair?
This article tells us that Charla has a secret weapon — wheelies. I don’t get how those will help her to run faster, but what do I know? I’ve never worn wheelies. I’d probably topple over if I tried to run in them. I guess we’ll see them in an upcoming episode. But where? Don’t you have to have a smooth surface to use them? Maybe in an airport.
The coal miners, David & Mary, were the last to reach the mat and were eliminated. They miss the Chos from last season — me, too. Famous last words by Mary while speaking to David: “Olive you.” Would that be green olives or black?