I am thinking of decreasing my breaths per minute. That will lessen my carbon footprint, right? Anything to be green.
I am rather miffed that we did not get to finish The Lost Painting today. I want to finish it myself, but it’s a read aloud that my daughter and I are reading together. It takes real character to not go and finish that book on my own, I will have you know. But then, that would rob me of the pleasure that comes from reading it together. Okay, it would rob her of it, too, but it’s all about me right now.
I have been weeding out my links on the left. You know, removing links to unproductive blogs. If they haven’t posted since May, then there’s no need to keep them on the list. While doing that, I got distracted a bit — particularly by Mariposa, Wind Dancer, and Lifetime Learning.
I was also distracted by Crystal who wrote:
Basically, our society thinks it’s REALLY COOL to treat kids like crap ~ oh, and husbands too!
Crystal can be found over at Daikini Crossroads, and she had a link to this song on YouTube. It made me shudder and feel like I was about 8 again. Hopefully, all moms don’t all sound like that all the time. I have tried not to, but a few things have to be said and taught, imo. Or maybe it’s just quicker to tell a child something than it is for them to figure it out on their own or hear it on the playground. Like … raw veggies are usually better for you than cooked. But with kids, sometimes you’re wrong either way you slice it because I know there are things I wish I’d been instructed on before I left home — like that using a fork upside down with your left hand is okay. Someone dropped the ball on that one. I just hope that most folks think that there’s more to motherhood than that song indicates. What will digital archeologists 200 years from now think of motherhood in the early 2000s when they view it? Yes, I know there are no digital archaelogists … yet.
Okay, what else to blather about?
Oh, I know. This is a good one. I’m finally getting around to selling my oldest’s homeschooling books — now that I know which ones we won’t be needing for my daughter. I thought for sure I could get about $200 on eBay for all the books, but all I found is one set of books which will net me around $45 if I’m lucky after eBay and Paypal fees. So, yeah. A minor disappointment. Not a big deal, but still a deal.
I ordered The Man Who Made Time Travel last night. And then as I was brushing my teeth in preparation for slumbering, I remembered that I could have Mooched it, or at least tried to Mooch it because I’m not sure that BookMooch.com has any copies available. What was I thinking? How could I forget about BookMooch? Quick change of topic, sort of: Doesn’t it seem like BookMooch is just more like StandInLineWaitingForABookYouCan’tWantAllThatMuchOrYou’dJustPayForIt?
To avoid any chance at misunderstandings, I am now removing the world sleep from my vocabulary because the second listed meaning for the verb sleep at m-w.com is to engage in s*-x-ual i-n-t-e-r-*-ourse. (must foil the search engines) Why can’t we just freeze our language and never let it change? kwim? I know! Oh, I bet it’s because it’s a tool. We are not the servant of our language. You know, just like curriculum is a tool and we don’t let the curriculum dictate how we teach our children.
See how I brought that right back around to homeschooling?
Oh, but I forgot to say something about The Man Who Made Time Travel. That’s John Harrison. The smartest and most resourceful and determined man in history. Did you see that movie Longitude? Of course, you did. Everyone has. It’s so good. Inspiring. Michael Gambon’s (you know, Dumbledore) acting is superb. He is the perfect Harrison. But he was also good in Wives and Daughters — shockingly so. It brought tears to my eyes. But back to the book — The Man Who Made Time Travel is supposed to be for little kids, but I’ve never seen it. I finally just gave in and ordered it. (I’ve been trying to see a copy before buying — one of my cardinal homeschooling rules — for way too long.)
John Harrison was the fellow who made a clock that could travel by sea. That’s important because people used to get lost at sea and then starve to death or die of scurvy, which, of course, led to ghost ships. Queen Anne of England offered a huge reward to anyone who could figure out a way of figuring longitude at sea because she was tired of losing her expensive ships and quite possibly tired of losing her subjects, too. Many tried to figure longitude by figuring out the movements of the stars and moon. Harrison did it with a clock by using springs and layering metals (see H1, see H4). I think they need a statue of him at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich. Seriously. I’m surprised there isn’t one. Wait. He was a commoner, wasn’t he?
Hey, you know that homeschooling mom, Amy, who makes soap in the middle of the night with a goofy hat on and has four boys in Florida? I love her Pearberry Soap! You need some. It smells great! You remember the description of Pearberry on her site? It’s the soap that her neighbor spends hours whiffing. Now I understand. I’m not a big fan of the Lilac. But the Pearberry and Rosemary Mint are both brilliant.
The good news? The Office is on tonight. Let’s hope it’s got more funny parts than *shudder* parts.
So, anyway, I guess I’ve got plenty to do around here. Like correct yesterday’s algebra work. And, yes, I do wield a claymore-sized red pen. It’s math. And it’s high school.