Maybe I should have titled this page, “How I Waste Time.”

Or if you actually take the time to read this page, “How I’m Manipulating You Into Wasting Your Time.”

NOTE: Freshest baloney is at the top.

Look at me! Look at me! (from 10 Things…. And yes, I know that’s very vain,) but still, do look at me. I would best fit in with Serenity’s crew! For once, one of these silly online quizzes is correct.

It’s such a shiny result! Wow. Even 94%.
You scored as Serenity (Firefly)You like to live your own way and don’t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Serenity (Firefly)
94%
Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)
75%
Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
69%
Enterprise D (Star Trek)
63%
Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)
63%
FBI’s X-Files Division (The X-Files)
56%
SG-1 (Stargate)
50%
Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)
50%
Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)
50%
Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)
50%
Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
50%
Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)
44%
Moya (Farscape)
31%

You Are The Stuffing
You’re complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together. People miss you if you’re gone - but they’re not sure why.
What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Your Mind is 63% Cluttered
Your mind is quite cluttered. And like most clutter, it’s a bunch of crap you don’t need. Try writing down your worst problems and fears. And then put them out of your mind for a while.
How Cluttered is Your Mind?

Finally! They got one right. I am so just like apple cider.

You Are Apple Cider
Smooth and comforting. But downright nasty when cold.
What Part of Fall Are You?

Your Travel Personality Is: Easygoing
When you travel, you’re looking for a lot of downtime. Vacations are your chance to recoup.
All you need is a scenic spot and plenty of time on your hands. You’ll figure out the rest. You’re not one to make lots of plans when you travel. You just follow whatever path seems right.
What’s Your Travel Personality?

Oh, yes, and I speak Afrikaans like a local.

You Are Most Like Charlize Theron
“I think of myself as a highly sexual creature.”
What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?

This baloney is straight from the baloney capital of the world: Bologna, Italy. You know, sort of up at the top of the boot.


My blog is worth $1,693.62.
How much is your blog worth?


How do they decide this stuff anyway? I think I’ll try again next month. It should be less by then, right? Seriously, this blog is worth maybe 3 cents. Trust me. I’ve got credentials.
Bizarro Baloney!
And why not a photo of Laurence Olivier instead of pompous Lord Wessex? Hmmmm?

You scored as Darcy, Your husband/boyfriend is most like Mr. Darcy of Pride & Prejudice. A beloved hero, he may be quieter and sometimes mistaken as proud, but in reality he has the most thoughtful generous nature. He appreciates good character and is extremely devoted to those he cares for. As a couple, you enjoy the company of those closest to you and may engage in thought-provoking conversations.

Darcy
70%
Knightley
65%
Col. Brandon
65%
Edmund Bertram
60%
Edward Ferrars
55%
Tilney
55%
Captain Wentworth
45%

Who is Your Jane Austen Boyfriend/Husband?
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You Are Half Baked Ice Cream
In reality, you’re just a quarter baked
What Flavor Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Are You?

I told them that my name was “Grateful Dead” hoping they would tell me that I am Cherry Garcia because that is one of my favorite Ben and Jerry’s flavors, but no … they tell me I’m Half Baked. Cute. I guess that’s what I get for giving an alias.

Yes, the baloney just keeps rolling in. I would make the perfect mad scientist — apparently. ::eyeroll::

Your Career Type: Investigative
You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.You would make an excellent:Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist
Physician - Surveyor - VeterinarianThe worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.
What’s Your Ideal Career?

You Are a Chihuahua Puppy
Small, high strung, and loyal. You do best in the city with adults - young kids could crush you!
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren’t outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are a Kinetic Learner
You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks. You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things. You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!
What’s Your Learning Style?

Okay, it’s not all Baloney on this page.

Here’s a number of links that … well, I’m not real happy placing here, but I’m not happy placing any where else either and I don’t want to do a bunch of coding. So until I can find a better spot for them, they’ll be here.